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What Kind of Horror Monster Are You?

Answer these questions and hit submit to find out what monster you are.

How many steps does it take for you to get ready in a typical morning (including steps in the shower)?
  0-2
  3-5
  6-7
  8-9
  10+
   
If you had to dispose of a body, you would:
  Store it in your basement
  Bury it
  Toss into a large body of water
  Put the electrodes in place and wait for a lightening storm
  That's what a meat grinder and ketchup are for
   
Your hair is best described as:
  Never been brushed
  Bushy
  Flat
  Sleek
  Luxurious Curls
   
Your car breaks down on the highway, you:
  Walk to the nearest exit for help
  Call a tow truck
  Fix the car on your own so you can get to the next exit
  Hitch a ride to the nearest gas station
  Flag down a passing car, toss the driver out onto the road and get to where you going with their car
   
Which of the following jobs would you like best?
  Lazy Bum
  CEO of a company
  Psychologist
  Scientist
  Astronaut
   
Your favorite board game is:
  Chutes and Ladders
  Checkers
  Monopoly
  Chess
  Axis & Allies: The South Pacific
   
Your fingernails are:
  5 inches long, hard as diamond and can slit a throat
  Different lengths
  Kept short but neat
  Has a rhinestone on at least one nail
  Well manicured and polished by a local nail salon
   
When you get bad service at a restaurant, you:
  Sit and wonder why this always happens to you
  Don't leave a tip
  Leave a penny
  Complain to the waitress till she brings you something else
  Go out to your car, grab a weapon and return to tear the place apart
   
When faced with a difficult task, you:
  Run like Hell
  Hide
  Procrastinate but eventually do it
  Get it done but take forever to do it
  Meet it head on and get it done quickly
   
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to hear…
  It doesn't make a sound
  It makes a sound
  Wouldn't know. I wouldn't be caught dead in a forest. They are dangerous places, you know.
  Don't care, I have bodies to bury out here
  I'm really more concerned with whether or not my chainsaw would be heard
   
How long does it take you to take a shower?
  Me? Shower?
  Less than 2 minutes
  5 minutes
  10 minutes
  20 or more minutes
   
Your body odor is:
  Lethal from across the room
  Reminiscent of wet dog
  The opposite sex of my species find it attractive
  Smells like a flower
  What body odor?
   
When there is a fly in the room, you:
  Leave it alone. I could not hurt a fly
  Shoo it outside
  Swat it with a flyswatter
  Pull out a pair chopsticks and chase it around the room
  Eat it
   
At a party, you:
  Are a wall flower
  Speak only when spoken too
  Are looking for someone to go home with
  Are wild and crazy
  Are the guy the police are looking for when they come to break the party up
   
At a job interview you:
  Mumble incoherently and gnaw on your own finger
  Tend to get nervous
  Feel like you not might get the job
  Are confident and upbeat
  Tell them to cancel all their other interviews, they have found the person for the job
   
When driving, a good speed is:
  10 miles under the speed limit
  The speed limit
  10 miles over the speed limit
  Faster than the cop chasing me
  Does the gas pedal go down farther than the floor?
   
How do you like your steak cooked?
  Crispy critter
  Well-done
  Medium
  Rare
  With the cow still mooing
   
When you were a kid, over the summer you:
  Played outside constantly, wild and free
  Went outside occasionally
  Spent a few weeks at summer camp
  Went outside as little as you possibly could
  Were glued to the TV or computer, afraid to go out during the light of day
   
During an argument, when you want to get someone to agree with you:
  Agree with them instead
  Whine until they just agree because you are so annoying
  Lay out all the reasons you are right and they are wrong
  Scream obscenities at them
  Beat the living daylights out of them
   
Your Favorite Holiday is:
  Christmas
  Your Birthday
  Halloween
  Mother's Day
  April Fool's Day
   
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